Typical...

According to a resent study, the most typical person in the world is an Han Chinese male of about 28 years of age. I saw the composite sketch based on 200,000 males fitting that description. It looka like a...man.

I was concerned when I clicked on the link at first that the most common type of person would be mine. After all, my last name is Miller, which is pretty freaking common, at least in my corner of the world. I'm a white male, mid 30's, protestant. I have red hair. I'm a step child. I'm a red-headed stepchild, for crying out loud. Left-handed, I'm an actor/writer/musician but I also do well at math and got an A in Logic in college. I named my cats after beer ingredients, but I only drink imports and micro-brews. Oh, and I'm a Christian.

It seems clear to my that my initial fears of being 'common' are completely unfounded after looking at the above description. Perhaps a better classification would be 'bizarre'. Not common, at any rate.

This has been brought to you under the influence of Stella Artois and Michelob Amber Bock (I'm not hypocritical, it's just that they tapped the keg of Stella and this was the only other beer I could stomach at the trivia site).